While I HATE using the word “ugly” to describe anyone (beauty is from within peeps) I thought it was appropriate to point out some “Glamberts” who are not glamorous at all. In fact, they are really unattractive. BUT despite them being generally hideous to look at, we still freakin’ LIVE for and LOVE them.
Here are my favorite unattractive (but loveable) Glamberts:
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1) Dee Snyder:
Nothing like a little eye liner, crazy BLUE eyeshadow and big curly blonde hair to scare the wits out of you. He kind of reminds me of my bus driver when I was in the 3rd grade. Her name was Sophie and she was convinced we were all devil children. Eek.
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2) Robert Smith:
OK! Before you all start, I just have to say that I, more than ANY of you all out there, is the BIGGEST fan of Robert Smith. For real. But you have to admit, that insane overly sprayed hair that seems to stand up on its own, as well as the smeared eye make up and red… um, lipstick… is not cute. For some reason this ugly train wreck makes him so damn awesome.
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3) Steven Tyler:
Lips, hair, kohl-lined eyes and waist that is size 24 (yes, that is a confirmed fact- Steven Tyler’s waist is size 24) is outrageous. But what garners him a spot on this list, is the mere fact that he is my MOM’S AGE and a grandfather! WTF??
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4) Keith Richards:
Is it me, or does Keith Richards look like death from all the drugs and insanity he has put in his body over the years? What makes him eligible for this list is that home slice still rocks the eyeliner despite him looking like the crypt keeper. That, and he climbs trees for coconuts. Unfortunately he fell out of the tree. That’s KIND OF like coming in second in American Idol.
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5) Rob Zombie:
Um, Rob Zombie has got to be the scariest “Glambert” I have ever seen. What the hell? He looks like he walked off the “Thriller” video set in 1983 and decided to keep the make up on for the next 26 years. Regardless, there is something strangely attractive about Rob’s monstrosity-ness.
If you have Glamberts you would like to nominate, feel free to hit me up! Leave a message in the comments section below! I KNOW you will…
I DISAGREE!!! Adam is very hot and NOT UGLY! You are the kind of people who make celbs go crazy calling them ugly and horrible and other nasty remarks!
Please stop using the term Glambert to describe anyone other than Adam Lambert or his fans. Certainly don’t use it to disparage anyone! Thank you.
I am not sure why this site keeps using “Glamberts” as such a general term. Have they not read and understand the last 100 posts on how to use the term? As for Steven Tyler?……Rock On Grandpa!!!!!! xoxoxo
Do NOT use the world ugly and GLAMBERT in the same sentence. Will you please STOP throwing the word GLAMBERT around like you have been doing !!! Adam Lambert is special and unique, he is the one and only and we are his loyal minions and followers, the GLAMBERTS. We are organized and strong and will follow him all the way to ICON status. Stop maligning the sacred word GLAMBERT!
Why are you using the group name “Glambert”?
You are right about some of them being unattractive but don’t call them ugly!
and you’re forgetting to add HOW BIG of STARS they are!
I mean Dee Snyder I LOVE Twisted Sister!
He looks great for his age without make-up anyway!
and the point was for them to like aging drag queens not pretty ones!
Roberts Smith I don’t think is “ugly” he just needs better make-up skills
Steven Tyler HELLLOOO it’s Steven Tyler!!Who gives a f**k what he looks like!
and he was pretty good looking in high school anyways!
You’re kinda right about Keith Richards looking like the crypt keeper LOL!
Rob Zombie isn’t that bad looking
when he takes his PURPOSFULLY horrifying make-up off he looks normal
so…what’s your problem?
This is bordering on ridiculous…….no, I changed my mind….it IS ridiculous………obviously, she doesn’t READ her responses……Helllooooo…is anyone home?????
Using Glambert as a descriptive term is like saying “Top five Brangelinas”. It makes no sense.
There is only one proper use of the term Glambert. Adam Lambert and his fans. You’re really making yourself look bad now.
Please don’t use the word Glambert in that form….with UGLY. You are insulting us. I know you don’t mean to insult the Glamberts….or Adam….but
we are a little sensitive when it comes to our guy!
Look! Everyone is a Glambert if they wanna be!!!! There are no ugly ones!!!!
Fat, thin, Wide, Tall, Short!! DON’T MATTER!!! Your wrong! It wasn’t appropriate to “put out people!!!!” So stop doing it!!!! What was the point in this anyway!!! huh!!?!?!?!?!? Your not a true Glambert! Adam is amazing!! He loves ALL of his glamberts!!!! Well, now that I got that out… Have A Great Day!
GLAMBERT 1616!!!
It was bad enough using GLAMBERT to describe others besides Adam Lambert, but, to use Ugly in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM any where near the word GLAMBERT is ATROCIOUS…. THERE IS ONLY ONE GLAMBERT – ADAM LAMBERT – and he is the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL (INSIDE AND OUT) PERSON….
I resent your use of the word “Glambert” to describe the people (Dee Snyder,et al). “Glambert” describes only one person – Adam Lambert. He is “The Glambert”, and “Glamberts” are a group of people who love and support him. These are the only acceptable uses of the terms “Glambert” and “Glamberts”. Adam Lambert’s fans ask that you please use these terms respectfully.
Sincerely,
Glambert 2969