If you’ve got your finger on the pulse of celebrity gossip, like I do, you know that Usher’s wife almost died on the operating table last month. She bravely struggled with her affliction for as long as possible, but after fighting battles that can’t be won; she decided to get her fat surgically sucked out of her body.
Let me rephrase that… She decided to get her fat surgically sucked out of her body IN BRAZIL.
In order not to offend anyone, let’s just say it didn’t go so well. She had a heart attack on the slab as a reaction to some spoiled Sao Paolo general anesthesia and the docs put her into an induced coma, because, apparently a heart attack wasn’t funny enough for them.
“What does this have to do with Usher?” you ask…
Sensitive husband: FAIL
The photos in this article were taken last night in Paris. And yes they do show Usher partying it up with a stripper and gallons of expensive Champagne. I bet this is exactly how Tameka pictured her recovery while she was dreaming uncontrollably in a South American hospital.
Wait. Do people dream in comas?
Thats a boy for u cuz a man would be by urside……